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Chủ Nhật, 15 tháng 4, 2018

I bought myself a new deodorant stick this morning.

The instructions say " remove cap and push up bottom ". I can't walk very well at the moment, but every time I fart, the room smells incredible....

Some Said They'd Flee Trump's America. These People Actually Did.

Some Said They'd Flee Trump's America. These People Actually Did. Like modern-day von Trapps, minus the singing, families are climbing mountains and fording streams with nothing but backpacks and a Wi-Fi connection. April 14, 2018 at 11:44PM via Digg https://ift.tt/2H2Eh...

I'm trying to understand how there can be so many school shooting jokes on Reddit...

But I guess everyone's aiming at a younger crowd....

All joking assad

Thing are getting pretty syrias...

A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks.

He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man. "I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man. "Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man. "I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,"...

Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un are discussing their countries, and decide to have a contest to see whose soldiers are more obedient.

They are in a hotel at the top of a mountain near a cliff. Vladimir Putin instructs a soldier to run and jump off the cliff. The soldier says "Please Putin, I have a wife and children!" Putin lets him go. Kim Jong Un instructs a soldier to jump. The soldier runs to jump off the cliff. Putin grabs him before he can, telling him not to jump. The soldier says "Please Putin, I have a wife and children!"...

Did you know Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese?

TO MAKE MERICA GRATE AGAIN...