I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.
Thứ Tư, 18 tháng 4, 2018
A sadist, a murderer, a necrophile
In a mental institution...
A zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophile, a pyromaniac and a masochist are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asks the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, and then kill it," shouts the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then fuck it again," says the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again and then burn it," says the pyromaniac.
Silence took over, and then the masochist says:
"Meow."
Thứ Ba, 17 tháng 4, 2018
A man steps into a bar
A man steps into a bar and orders a beer. "o-o-o-one b-beer p-p-please."
The Bartender responds "Hey buddy. I used to stutter all the time too, but it stopped right after my wife gave me a blowjob. I suggest you try the same."
After the man hears this, he quickly drinks his beer and leaves. The next day the man comes to the bar again. "o-o-o-one b-beer p-p-please."
The bartender chuckles "My suggestion didn't work, did it?"
The man responds "n-n-no b-b-but y-you h-have a n-n-nice h-h-house."
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