Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 18 tháng 4, 2018

How Long is a Chinese name?

Yes, it is....

I was sitting on a train yesterday and saw this stunningly beautiful Thai girl.

I thought to myself, “Please don’t get an erection, Please don’t get an erection”. But she did....

Where do little jokes come from?

Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock. (I made this up myself, I’m really proud of it)...

My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex.

I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch....

If I had a dollar for every time I had an existential crisis

Would it even matter?...

A sadist, a murderer, a necrophile

In a mental institution... A zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophile, a pyromaniac and a masochist are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds. "How about having sex with a cat?" asks the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, and then kill it," shouts the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then fuck it again," says the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again and...

My dad came out to me today and told me he now identifies as a woman

He just wanted to be transparent with me...