Yes, it is.
Thứ Tư, 18 tháng 4, 2018
I was sitting on a train yesterday and saw this stunningly beautiful Thai girl.
I thought to myself, “Please don’t get an erection, Please don’t get an erection”. But she did.
Where do little jokes come from?
Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
(I made this up myself, I’m really proud of it)
A sadist, a murderer, a necrophile
In a mental institution...
A zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophile, a pyromaniac and a masochist are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asks the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, and then kill it," shouts the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then fuck it again," says the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again and then burn it," says the pyromaniac.
Silence took over, and then the masochist says:
"Meow."
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