A man gets pulled over by the police...

A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife."

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So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eye sight...

when do I get my adult supervision?

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Why did Star Wars episode 4,5,6 came before 1,2,3?

Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

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A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign

which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward

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If you don’t agree with someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

Not only will you be a mile away from them, you’ll also have their shoes.

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What must you have if you want to crash a train?

A loco motive.

I made this one up several years ago and have never posted here 🙃

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Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she won't think twice...

Call a girl fat once and she'll always remember.

Because elephants never forget

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