Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 20 tháng 4, 2018

I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why....

I like my politicians how I like my women

Rich, white, and not afraid to fuck me in the ass...

Barack and Trump found themselves at a local barbershop. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump reached for the aftershave. Donald was quick to stop him, saying, "No thanks. My wife, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."

The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like....

What's the one food guaranteed to kill a woman’s sex drive?

Wedding cake....

So i poured my root beer in a square cup

and now its just beer...

Palantir Knows Everything About You

Palantir Knows Everything About You Peter Thiel's data-mining company is using War on Terror tools to track American citizens. The scary thing? Palantir is desperate for new customers. April 19, 2018 at 07:32PM via Digg https://ift.tt/2HJrm...

Welder joke

A welder sees an ad for help and a metals shop. $18-$25 per hour. He goes in and asks about the job. They give him some metal to weld and tells him to bring it back when he's done. The welder brings back two welds. The first one is beautiful. Pristine beads, straight as an arrow. The shop owner complements him on such fine work. The second weld is sloppy and unappealing. The shop owner asks "what's up with the difference in welds?" The welder says, "the first one is $25 an hour and the second one is $18"....