Trouble is, my passengers didn’t appreciate when I went the extra mile.
Thứ Bảy, 21 tháng 4, 2018
25 inch penis
A man with a 25 inch cock goes to the witch in the woods with hopes she can make it smaller.
the witch says to go further and find the magick talking frog. when you do, ask him if he will marry you. when he says no your dick shrinks 5 inches.
the man finds the frog and asks "will you marry me?"
the frog goes "no."
and like magic, his dick shrunk 5 inches!
still too big he decides to ask again "would you marry me?"
the frog says "No!"
now at 15 inches he think 10 would be perfect and decides to ask one last time. "will you marry me?"
the frog, now mad, says "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? NO! NO! NO!"
ICE Raided An Upstate New York Farm Without A Warrant — Here's What You Should Know
ICE Raided An Upstate New York Farm Without A Warrant — Here's What You Should Know
When property owner John Collins asked to see a warrant, the officers refused his request and continued their raid in a violent manner.
April 21, 2018 at 01:08AM
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Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Thomas replied, "My father doesn't like her."
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
After having the beer, he asks the bartender for the bill.
"$3", says the bartender.
The man just for fun goes on and places a $1 coin on the three ends of the table. The bartender gives him a bad look but has no other option but to pick them up.
This happened for 3-4 days and everyday the bartender felt humiliated.
The next day, he orders a beer but couldn't find three $1 coins to pay the bill. So, he hands the bartender a $5 note. Now, the bartender gets all excited and thinks that it is his day to avenge the hard time he had because of this man. He then places the two $1 coins at the opposite ends of the table.
Now, with a shrewd smile and with all the excitement he goes to the man and says, "Go on, collect your change".
The man then takes out a $1 coin from his pocket and puts it in front of the bartender and says, "One more beer please."
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