and sees an artist carving a beautiful pair of breasts into the veneer on the back wall. The entire upper section of the tavern has fantastic pairs of tits carved all over, and it is quite a sight to behold.
The man asks the artist, "is this all your work?"
The artist responds, "it is. I have dedicated my life to appreciating the bosom of a woman."
Jokingly, the man says, "I too appreciate the finer tits in life!"
The artist leans close and whispers, "then I have a secret to share with you. Every night, the barkeeper's wife waits in bed upstairs with the lights off, waiting for the barkeeper to come in and fuck her. She has the most fantastic set of tits you'll ever see. So, if you wait for the bar to get really busy, you can sneak upstairs and get in bed with her, and she'll be never the wiser."
The man laughs off such a ridiculous story and goes to sit down. However, the idea tantalizes him, and after an hour the bar starts to get really busy and the barkeeper is run off his feet.
Out of curiosity (and a little help from booze), the man gets up and sneaks up the staircase in the corner. Upstairs he finds a closed door. He turns the handle and peers inside. The room is dark but he can make out a bed with a figure lying in it.
Heart pounding, he goes in, closes the door behind him, crawls into bed, and snuggles up to the woman. She immediately moans softly, and so his puts his arm around her to find a huge pair of bare breasts. He immediately notices they're fake, but he doesn't care. The woman warms up to him quickly and they start making out. Before long, she unzips his pants, and gives him the best blowjob he's ever had.
After finishing, the man feels extremely guilty and admits to the woman, "I must confess. I am not your husband, I'm so sorry".
The woman says "It's OK. I have a confession too. I'm the bust scriber!"
