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So last night my 12 year old son and I are watching the Little League World Series. The pitcher for the Nevada team has a last name of "Kryszczuk". My son looks to me and asks "Do you think he's Russian?"
My response: Nope, it looks like he's taking his time.
It took him a couple of seconds to realize and then he gave me that wonderful "Really, Dad?" look. I'm so proud.
They are driving at 55 miles per hour when the wife looks to her husband, who is driving, and says she wants a divorce. The husband says nothing, but speeds up to 60 mph.
Surprised at how well he is taking it, she decides to tell him that she has been having an affair with his best friend, and says ‘he is a better lover than you’. Again, he says nothing, but speeds up to 65 mph, and so the Wife decides to make more demand.
‘I want the house’. 75 mph.
‘I want the kids’. 80 mph.
‘I want the bank details’. 85 mph.
Shocked at how well he seems to be taking it, she decides to ask him what he wants.
‘I’ve got everything I need already’, he responds.
‘What’s that?’
‘The airbag.’
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? "
"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush...."
“Why don’t you get Mohammed Ali on your left butt cheek and Mike Tyson on your right?”
“Ok!” he says, goes home and shows his boyfriend his new tatts.
“You’re fucking insane!” screams his boyfriend.
“Why?” he cries in disbelief.
“Because there's no way in hell I’m getting in the ring between those two!"