However, my house is two hours from the bar...
Thứ Hai, 7 tháng 5, 2018
Went to the sperm clinic earlier
The lady asked ‘would you like to masturbate in the cup?’
I replied ‘I’m good, I’m not ready to compete in a tournament yet.’
How Storms, Missteps and an Ailing Grid Left Puerto Rico in the Dark
How Storms, Missteps and an Ailing Grid Left Puerto Rico in the Dark
It took months to restore electricity in Puerto Rico after hurricanes dealt a one-two punch. Many homes are still without power, and the system's future is far from certain.
May 7, 2018 at 06:32PM
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A drunk walks into a bar....
....orders a drink and says to the bartender, "lawyers are all assholes!"
The guy at the end of the bar says "you better take that back!"
The drunk man asks, "why, are you a lawyer?"
The man says "NO, I’m an asshole!"
A guy finds his dog with the neighbours pet rabbit in its mouth
A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth.
The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!"
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