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Thứ Hai, 21 tháng 5, 2018
A married couple is lying in bed one night....
A married couple is lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes"?
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay".
The husband says, "No, not at all".
His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then"?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.
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Chủ Nhật, 20 tháng 5, 2018
A teenage girl was having sex with her boyfriend...
at her parent's house. Her father, after being woken by the noises, goes upstairs to check it out; and walks in on them.
"Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "...I'm sorry"
The dad being, a dad, replies "hi sorry, I'm Dad!"
He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you fucking sorry?"
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