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“Last week..." Bill explained. “I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman or mailman came by, she’d run down the driveway waving her arms and hollering, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!’”
Now out of options, the wife decides to take up prostitution to get some money.
The husband takes her to the corner of the street, and later comes back that night, picking up his wife. He turns to her and asks "how much did you make", she replies "$200.05"
The husband double takes and says "who's the asshole who paid you 5 cents?" and the wife says "all of them"
"It's Peter Fucking Bastard Piss Flaps Smith."
The interviewer asked me, "do you suffer from tourettes Peter?"
"No" I replied, "but the priest at my baptism did."
The first, an Australian, talks about the latest triumph in Australian reconstruction. 'A guy was torn apart by dingoes. All we had left was his right ear. We took the ear, reconstructed the entire body and now he's back at work. As a matter of fact, he replaced six men.'
The English plastic surgeon promptly tops the story. 'We had a nuclear accident at a power station, and all that was left was a single hair. We took that hair, reconstructed the entire human being and now he's back at work at the power station. Where he's replaced twenty men.'
The American plastic surgeon is unimpressed. 'I was walking through New York a few years ago and smelt a fart. I trapped it in a bottle, got back to the hospital, managed to constitute it into an asshole and then into an entire human body. That bloke's now the President of The United States, and he's put millions of people out of work.'