Why will the congress never impeach Trump?

Because the republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.

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I looked her square in the eyes and said, "Squirting isn't real, right? It's just urine, right?"

"I meant any questions about the job." the interviewer sighed.

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Why do programmers get confused between Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence .

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A guy looking to get fired calls his boss and says, “Hey boss, what’s the difference between your daughter and tomorrow?”

I’m not coming in tomorrow.

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My sexual desires have been getting out of control…

But it wasn’t until I spanked a statue that I knew I’d hit rock bottom…

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My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday. He said; maybe they’ll marry each other.

Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...

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