Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 20 tháng 7, 2018

They say the brain is the most important part of the body...

But think about who’s telling us that....

An ugly guy enters a bar with a big grin on his face.

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My friend told me he lost 20 lbs after one visit to the bathroom

Turned out he was full of shit...

An Australian ventriloquist is visiting Afghanistan.

One day he walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the villager "can I talk to your dog?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Villager: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake...

What are gay Triceratops into?

Tricerabottoms....

We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes.

We never made it to a gig....

I told my friend to subscribe to r/jokes.

He said, “But the jokes are garbage.” I said, “They aren’t garbage, they’re recycled!”...