Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Thứ Bảy, 21 tháng 7, 2018
Trump wakes up, goes to the garden and starts picking up random rocks...
He picks a rock, carefuly examines it from from all sides, puts it back and then goes to find another one. After this has been going on for a couple of days, his cabinet starts to get nervous, so Pence calls Putin to see if he can help them.
"Hey Vlad! It's Mike. Listen, we have a little problem..."
He describes the situation and Putin promises to look into it. After a few minutes Putin calls back.
"He should be fine now. It was our fault, sorry. We accidetnally sent him instructions meant for our lunar lander."
A lawyer is at an airport and starts feeling really bored while waiting for his flight. He notices that he’s sitting next to a blonde woman.
She’s reading a book. He assumes that the woman is an idiot because she’s a blonde.
“Hey, I want to play a game. I’ll ask you a question, and then you ask me a question, and we’ll see who answers the most right.”
“Thanks but no thanks, I’m trying read this book.”
“How about this, if we don’t know the answer, we’ll give each other $5?”
The blonde woman shakes her head.
“How about you give me $5 if you don’t know the answer and I give you $500 if I don’t know the answer.”
The blonde woman shrugs, “Alright.”
“What countries neighbor Tajikistan?”
The woman gives him $5 and he laughs.
“What has 12 legs at birth but loses 1 every time it rains?”
The lawyer looks at her with a confused expression. He repeats the question to himself multiple times and starts to look it up on the internet. The woman goes back to reading while the lawyer reads every single website he could find. He spent hours searching and started calling friends and family members to see if they knew. Eventually, his flight arrived. The lawyer sighed in defeat and handed the woman $500. She smiled and took his money.
“So what’s the answer?”
She gave him $5.
A mother and a son walk into a doctor's office
Because the son has been doing very poorly in his classes.
The mother says to the doctor "I think my son has become stupid."
The doctor says in reply "How do you suppose that would happen?"
"I'm sure it had something to do with those vaccines he got last year." said the mom.
"Ah-ha! That's it!" said the doctor.
"The vaccines caused it?"
"No, it's genetic."
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