FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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"Almost two years," said the mother. "Your daughter has imagined she is a chicken for nearly two years?!" the psychiatrist exclaimed. "Why have you waited so long before bringing her in?" The woman looked embarrassed, then confessed: "We needed the eggs, doctor."
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!".
She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?".
The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now!".
He stops and asks, "Hey! Why are you eating grass?"
The man replies, "I'm out of money, I lost my job and I haven't eaten in three days! Grass is my only option."
The businessman thinks for a few second and says, "You know what, why don't you come with me to my house."
The man, very grateful, replies, "Yes! That would be nice. Thank you so much, sir." He points at the end of the road and says, "There's another family of 5 there. They also haven't eaten in a long time! Would you mind if they come along as well?"
The businessman says, "Sure, as long as they can fit in my car. My house isn't far down this road so it shouldn't be a problem. Besides, I haven't mowed my lawn in months."
Talking through the late hours of the night into the morning. A little after midnight they got into an argument over the difference between irritation, anger, and frustration. Finally Tom bets the other two $50 that he can demonstrate that with just three phone calls. So they take the bet. They all walk to the pay phone on the street. "Listen carefully, this is irritation," says Tom, picking up the phone and dialling a random number. "Hello, is Charlie there?" he asked. "Charlie? I don't know any Charlie, why are you calling at this time of night?" Came the irate reply. "Oh, sorry" said Tom, hanging up. "Now let me show you anger" he said, picking up the phone and dialling the same number again. "Hello, is Charlie there?" He asked. "I just told you there's nobody like that here!! Stop calling and let me sleep!" Said the now angry man. "Oh, I'm sorry"said Tom and hung up. "And now I'll show you frustration" he said picking up the phone and dialling the same number. "Hello," he asked. "This is Charlie. Have there been any calls for me?"
