The manager says “Welcome! Come in and make a seat.”
Thứ Ba, 24 tháng 7, 2018
At age 4, success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is having friends. At Age 16, success is having a driver's license. At age 20, success is having sex. At age 35, success is having money.
At age 50, success is having money.
At age 60, success is having sex.
At age 70, success is having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is having friends.
At age 80, success is not peeing in your pants.
A man in the bar.
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts.
To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl. "You look great tonight!" it said. "You really look fantastic... And that aftershave is just wonderful!"
The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it.
Realizing he has no cigarettes, he wanders over to the cigarette machine. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine. "You BASTARD... Oh my god you STINK... Do you know, you're almost as ugly as your mother.” By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the bartender for an explanation.
"Ah yes sir," the bartender responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."
The Untold Story Of Otto Warmbier, American Hostage
The Untold Story Of Otto Warmbier, American Hostage
President Trump hailed him as a catalyst of the summit with Kim Jong-Un. But what happened to Warmbier — the American college student who was sent home brain-damaged from North Korea — is even more shocking than anyone knew.
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