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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say," Esther, I'd like a ride in that helicopter". Esther replied,"I know Morris but that helicopter ride is $50, and $50 is $50.
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair and Morris said," Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance!" To this Esther replied,"Morris that ride s $50, and $50 is $50!
The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet the entire ride and not say a word, i'll not charge you! But, if you say one word it's $50.
Morris and Esther agreed, and up they went. The pilot did all sorts of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed the pilot turned to Morris and said,"By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't! I'm impressed!"
Morris said "Well to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know $50 is $50!"
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “what are those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are repost-Clocks, every subreddit on Earth has a repost-Clock. Every time the sub reposts the hands on the clock will move.”
“Oh.” said the man, “Which clock is that?”
“That’s /r/originalcontent. The hands have never moved, indicating that there are no reposts there.”
“Incredible!” said the man. He then sees another clock and asks which clock it is.
“That’s /r/listentoobscure clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that the sub merely has two reposts.”
He then goes into Jesus's office and sees a fan. "What is that? There shouldn't be any electronic equipment in heaven right?"
"Of course not. That's the clock of /r/jokes."