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Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 8, 2018

What's Harry Potter's favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking.

Jk rolling

Thứ Tư, 1 tháng 8, 2018

Two strangers, a man and a woman, are sharing a sleeper cab on an overnight train

At around midnight, as they are both trying to fall asleep, the man says to the woman:

"Excuse me ma'am, but it's really cold, would you mind passing me one of the extra blankets on the table beside you?"

The woman answers:

"I'll tell you what, I'm also feeling really cold, for one night, why don't pretend we are married?"

The man, taken aback but enthusiastic replies:

"Yeah of course!"

And so the woman says:

"Good. Then fucking get it yourself you lazy ass."

I must have a nice butt

Anytime I walk away from someone they whisper "what an ass"

eBay is so pointless

I tried to search up lighters and all they had was 18,063 matches

Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

I asked my girlfriend to 68 today

She said “What’s that?”

I said “That’s when you blow me and I owe you one.”

My wife left me because I spent our entire life savings on a penis enlargement procedure.

She could not take it any longer.