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"What would your friends say are your weaknesses?"
"I don't have any!" Was my reply.
The interviewer seemed a little surprised and answered: "That can't be true. Everybody has some weak points."
Whereupon I said: "Oh no. You got that wrong. I meant I don't have any friends."
The plane is going down and there are only two parachutes left.
The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "rabbi, we have both lived long and fulfilling lives; let's give the boy a parachute and we can flip a coin to decide who will get the last one."
The rabbi says, "fuck that 13 year old!"
The priest asks, "do you think we have enough time?"
So he sensibly left his car parked and walked home. As he was staggering along, he was stopped by a policeman.
‘What are you doing out here at three o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.
‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.
‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of night?’ enquired the constable sarcastically.
‘My wife,’ slurred Roger grimly.