"Drugs, normally."
Thứ Sáu, 3 tháng 8, 2018
The American Government is just like a car...
If you want it to go forward you put it in (D) and if you want it to go backwards you put it in (R)
Donald Trump is standing in the gallows...
The executioner is fitting the rope around his neck.
Below the platform are all the news networks. They are all clamoring for a final statement before the man is hung for his crimes.
Trump simply smiles and shakes his head.
Finally, one question is heard above the roar of the crowd?
"Aren't you worried about dying?" A voice asks.
Trump shrugs his shoulders as he smiles again and shakes his head for the last time.
He replies: "Fake noose."
A Pirate walks into a bar
(The funniest joke my friend told me, hope it hasn't been posted here before)
A Pirate enters a bar and goes to the bartender to ask for a drink.
The bartender eyes the pirate and asks him how he ended up looking like that.
"Ah you must mean the peg-leg, me lad. 'Tis a fine tale where I fought the dreaded kraken in the Bermuda. It started dragging me under so I had to cut off me own leg with me cutlass."
The bartender shook his head, "No actually, I was wondering about-"
"Oh ho, so me eyepatch has caught your interest, has it? That was from a harrowing adventure where me and me crew took on the dreaded Blackbeard and made him scurry away with his tail between his legs. During that duel he took me eye out before running away."
The bartender shook his head again, "Those are some really interesting stories but what's got my attention the most is the steering wheel attached to your crotch."
The Pirate gets visibly upset and says to the bartender, "Arrr, why is that the only thing people ever ask me about any more, It's driving me nuts!"
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