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A confession in a Facebook page read :
"My sister is a hottie."
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I am sleep deprived so I guess I'll write it now and regret it in the morning.
First of all - just for some background : My mom died right when I was born, She was really really hot, but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever... I actually grew up with my dad's family because my dad had all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kinda messed up!
Anyway, growing up, I feel like there was always a lot of distance between my sister and I. When I was about 17 or 18, I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me but I thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. My dad's family with whom I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it.
So, I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having trouble with the law, and was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, It's still pretty messed up - but I think she had feelings for me too, she actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly!
After we left, we all went to crash with my sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my sister and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I am not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time!
My friend and my sister never hooked up - I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery, my sister came to see me, and out of the blue she started giving me this awesome slow passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly, nothing came of it. We spent some time apart and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going really well for a long time and I thought I was totally over her. But I have to say, Like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh...
A little while later, she actually wound up with my friend from before. I can't say I was surprised.
But even after she was shackling up with my friend, there was this one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him...
- Luke
Tl;dr - Sister hottie, got with friend. Brother dun angered papa
