It's hard to make out where the gunshots are actually coming from
Thứ Ba, 7 tháng 8, 2018
A man sneezes on a plane
A man sneezes on a plane. He takes his dick out and wipes it non-chalantly before putting it away and goes back to reading his book. His female seatmate notices but doesn't want to say anything
5 minutes later he sneezes once more. Again, he pulls his dick out, wipes it clean and puts it back. He goes back to his book. This time, the woman feels the need to speak up.
"Excuse me, sir" she says angrily. "Can you please stop taking your dick out every time you sneeze? That's disgusting!"
"Oh sorry" the man replies. "I have a condition where every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
"Crickey! What do you take for that?" The woman responds
"Pepper"
There was this little 9 year old blind kid, and one day he said to his mom, "Mom, All I've ever wanted was to see."
His mom said, "Well son it's your lucky day, today is the last day of March, and if you pray your hardest,your prayers will be answered."
So the little boy goes to bed 2 hours early and starts praying himself to sleep.
He wakes up half way through the night and realises that the night isn't over, so he prays another hour before he falls asleep again.
He finally wakes up the next morning and yells, "Mom, Mom, get in here fast!"
His mom comes running in and says, "What is it son?"
The boy says, "Mom I did just what you said I prayed and prayed harder than anyone else ever has, but I woke up this morning and I'm still blind!"
And his mom says....... "I know, - April Fools!!"
A Crazy Little League Throw, A Wild Little League Leap And An Insane Little League Tag
A Crazy Little League Throw, A Wild Little League Leap And An Insane Little League Tag
These kids are more than alright.
August 6, 2018 at 10:39PM
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