I lost two things today. My virginity...

...and my job at the morgue.

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, the other has a pause at the end of its clause.

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

2 kilomockingbirds

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Tom Hardy Saves The Day (No, Really)

Tom Hardy Saves The Day (No, Really)
One of the most intense actors of our time agreed to take us on a motorcycle tour of his hometown — and then the day spun way off-script.

August 8, 2018 at 01:50AM
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Why did the Jedi kill his master?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call it when you can’t ejaculate?

Troubleshooting.

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After a long debate with my Wife, I decied that we won't Vaccine our kids

We think the doctor would do a way better job than us

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