Funny Story

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Thứ Ba, 14 tháng 8, 2018

Why did God make man before He made woman?

Because he didn’t want any advice on how to do it....

What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other

Gluten tag...

I met this girl the other day and she

took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly. I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open. “Oh shit , it’s my boyfriend ! ” she exclaimed “Quick, use the backdoor” . Now it’s at about this time I probably should have left..... ......but you just don’t get an offer like that every day....

Two black guys are up all night doing cocaine...

When all the coke is gone, one of the guys can't stop running in circles. He looks to his buddy and says, "Dude I can't stop running, I need to go to the doctor." When they get to the doctor, one of the guy says, "Doc you gotta help us. We were up all night doing cocaine and now my friend can't stop running in circles." "Not to worry gentlemen, I have just the thing for you", the doctor replies. The doctor reaches into a drawer and retrieves a bag of blue powder. "Run on over here and snort some of this blue powder, it should slow you down." So,...

Stephen Miller is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle.

Stephen Miller is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle. If my nephew's ideas on immigration had been in force a century ago, our family would have been wiped out. August 13, 2018 at 08:27PM via Digg https://ift.tt/2nxp6...

Me, to the cop: You can’t arrest me. I have a marathon to run today!

Cop: Stop playing the race card!...

Im taking Viagra for my sunburn.

It doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets off of my legs...