Because he didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Thứ Ba, 14 tháng 8, 2018
I met this girl the other day and she
took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly.
I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open.
“Oh shit , it’s my boyfriend ! ” she exclaimed “Quick, use the backdoor” .
Now it’s at about this time I probably should have left..... ......but you just don’t get an offer like that every day.
Two black guys are up all night doing cocaine...
When all the coke is gone, one of the guys can't stop running in circles. He looks to his buddy and says, "Dude I can't stop running, I need to go to the doctor." When they get to the doctor, one of the guy says, "Doc you gotta help us. We were up all night doing cocaine and now my friend can't stop running in circles." "Not to worry gentlemen, I have just the thing for you", the doctor replies.
The doctor reaches into a drawer and retrieves a bag of blue powder. "Run on over here and snort some of this blue powder, it should slow you down." So, the black guy runs over and snorts the powder off the table. His friend realizes that he's no longer running, and has slowed to a jog.
"Doc, it's working! Give him some more and make him walk." Sure enough the doctor lays some more powder onto the table, the black guy snorts it and slows down to a walk.
"Alright Doc give him a big old blast, and make him go to sleep." The doctor lays out a huge pile of this powder, and when the black guy snorts it, he immediately lays down and goes to sleep.
"Doctor you're a miracle worker, but I have to ask what's the blue powder?"
The doctor looks at him and says, "Tide keeps your colors from running."
Stephen Miller is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle.
Stephen Miller is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle.
If my nephew's ideas on immigration had been in force a century ago, our family would have been wiped out.
August 13, 2018 at 08:27PM
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