Breed a man that can lay an egg and suddenly you’re “taking science too far.”
Thứ Bảy, 25 tháng 8, 2018
Thứ Sáu, 24 tháng 8, 2018
A guy goes to a museum
On the tour, the tour guide shows them an exhibition and tells them, "this is the very first, teepee designed to securely hold criminals. The Native Americans used it to house convicts".
The next day, the guy is passing the museum and sees they are taking down the name on the front of the museum. He sees the tour guide observing the work, so he decides to inquire if the museum is being closed down.
Tour guide: No, we're just changing the name.
Visitor: Oh, why is that?
Tour Guide: You know that exhibition I showed you yesterday, the very first teepee used to house criminals? Well, it was stolen last night.
Visitor: I don't believe it. But why are ye changing the name, and to what?
Tour Guide: Well, we want the name to give the public a good idea of what they can expect to find in the museum. So, we're changing the name to r/Jokes. That way, the public will know that we now lack the Original Con Tent.
On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters.
She turned around, but couldn't find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class.
Tuesday, she was again greeted with "penis" on the blackboard, written in larger letters. She looked around in vain for the culprit, and then proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning for the rest of the week, "penis" was written on the board in larger and larger letters, and each time, the teacher furiously erased it. By Friday, she'd had enough.
"That's enough," she sputtered. "I -- I can't believe this! Monday morning, I expect an explanation for this behavior!"
On Monday morning, the teacher confidently entered the classroom and found on the board: "Don't you know -- the more you rub it, the bigger it gets?"
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