Woman's Juggling Trick Is Wildly Satisfying

Woman's Juggling Trick Is Wildly Satisfying
We've found our newest Instagram obsession, and we are thoroughly relaxed.

August 28, 2018 at 03:10AM
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The editor rejected my book, he said my metaphores are incomprehensible...

I'm sad as a coconut.

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A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?

"Because this stupid parrot keeps reposting crappy jokes" said the pet store employee.

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What's the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?

One is an elephant.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are

That’s your parents’ job.

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Studies show that prostitutes have higher levels of oxytocin than the average person.

Oxytocin is known to increase erotic vocalizations during sex. Scientists believe that this may be an adaptation to help with pleasing their clients.

It's a very powerful whore-moan.

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A little boy was doing his math homework

...saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7,

3+6 the son of bitch is 9

His mother heard this & asked "Why are you swearing?"

Boy, "Mom this is how the teacher taught us all."

Furious, the mother called the teacher: "Are u teaching math to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?"

The teacher started laughing & answered: "What I taught them was, 2+2, the sum of which is 4"

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