Oxytocin is known to increase erotic vocalizations during sex. Scientists believe that this may be an adaptation to help with pleasing their clients.
It's a very powerful whore-moan.
Thứ Ba, 28 tháng 8, 2018
A little boy was doing his math homework
...saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7,
3+6 the son of bitch is 9
His mother heard this & asked "Why are you swearing?"
Boy, "Mom this is how the teacher taught us all."
Furious, the mother called the teacher: "Are u teaching math to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?"
The teacher started laughing & answered: "What I taught them was, 2+2, the sum of which is 4"
Thứ Hai, 27 tháng 8, 2018
A woman gets married and has 10 kids.
Eventually, her husband dies, and she waits a year to grieve and gets married a second time. With that husband she has 8 kids.
That husband also dies, so she ends up getting married a third time. She has 6 kids with this man.
After a few years, this husband also dies. Finally, the woman dies a few years later.
At her funeral, the priest exclaims "Praise Jesus, for they have finally been brought together again at long last!"
One if her friends in the audience asks her husband "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The husband replies, "Actually, I think he's talking about her legs."
"I'm leaving you!..."
“I’ve had it with your silly remarks about my weight. I’m leaving you!”
“But honey, what about our child?”
“What child?!”
“Oh, so you’re not pregnant?”
Three Russians are sitting together in the train that takes them to the Gulag.
One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"
The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."
The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers."
Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?"
"Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."
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