The Man Who Was Raised By Wolves
Abandoned as a child, Marcos Rodríguez Pantoja survived alone in the wild for 15 years. But living with people proved to be even more difficult.
August 28, 2018 at 07:49PM
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The Man Who Was Raised By Wolves
The Man Who Was Raised By Wolves
Abandoned as a child, Marcos Rodríguez Pantoja survived alone in the wild for 15 years. But living with people proved to be even more difficult.
August 28, 2018 at 07:49PM
via Digg https://ift.tt/2LzM0J4
An ant knocked on the door of a house.
The house owner opened the door.
"I want a place to stay," said the ant.
"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free" said the owner.
Thankful, the ant went inside and occupied the vacant room.
After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner, "Can you please allow this fellow ant to stay with me?"
"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent," said the owner.
After some days the ant brought a third ant and requested the owner to allow it to stay with them.
The owner agreed to it without asking for any rent.
This went on as the ant brought in more and more ants and the owner agreed to let them stay without any rent.
One fine day, the ant brought in the tenth ant and requested the owner to allow it to stay with them all.
The owner said, "OK, you can all stay here but now you all need to pay rent...
You are now tenants".
While in China, an American man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. After two days, the doctor tells him, “I’ve got bad news for you, you have contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the US. We know very little about it."
The man perplexed asks, "Well, can’t you give me a shot or something to fix me up, Doc?"
The doctor answers, "I’m sorry, there's no known cure. We are going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not !! I want a second opinion... !!!"
The doctor replies, "Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ahh... yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid Amelican docttah, always want operate, make more money that way. No need amputate!"
"Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
"Yes,” says the Chinese doctor. "Wait two weeks. Fall off by itself."
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