They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
Thứ Năm, 30 tháng 8, 2018
A company had a position open that required a great deal of sensitivity dealing with people...
A company had a position open that required a great deal of sensitivity dealing with people. They devised a strategy to weed out inappropriate candidates during the interview. They had a person working for the company who was born without ears, so they had him perform the interviews.
The first interviewee fails immediately when he walks in and says, "Dude, what happened to your ears?"
The second never made mention of the interviewer's lack of ears, but was very obviously looking at where his ears should have been.
The third walked in, sat calmly, and never seemed to notice the interviewer's lack of ears. At the end of the interview even the interviewer was impressed because he had never spoken to anyone for that length of time with some kind of reaction. The interviewer was so curious he couldn't resist asking, "So, did you notice anything strange or different about me?"
"Like what?"
"Anything, anything at all."
After making an obvious show of carefully looking the interviewer over, the interviewee says, "The only thing I can think of is that you wear contacts."
"Hey, that's right, I do wear contacts! How'd you know?"
"Well you can't wear glasses; you don't have any fucking ears."
Doctor, I have a sexual problem.
"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.
"Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."
The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Garrett," the medic said. "Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on."
The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library...
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?
The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ..... I'M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
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