An Australian goes to new Zealand and sees a guy fucking a sheep on the side of the road, he says mate, in Australia we sheer our sheep. The new Zealand guy says, fuck off, I'm not sheering her with anyone.
Thứ Năm, 30 tháng 8, 2018
twelve year old son
“I caught my twelve-year-old son looking up women’s skirts today,” a man told the barman after his second whiskey.
“That’s pretty normal for a twelve-year-old, isn’t it?” The barman said.
“Not on fucking eBay it isn’t!”
How does The Rock pee?
He Dwaynes his Johnson.
Edit: Guilded?? For this?!? HAHAHAHA That’s the funniest thing to happen all week! It’s been a rough week for me. Meh. Thanks, kind stranger!! Totally brightened my day!
Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have H2O," says the first. "I'll have H2O, too," says the second. The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
Money for Nothing
Money for Nothing
Many jobs are pointless. Others are being automated away. In the future, who will still work for a paycheck?
August 30, 2018 at 01:25AM
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