Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 2 tháng 9, 2018

The kids next door challenged me to a waterfight

Just scrolling through Reddit as I wait for the kettle to boil....

Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian....

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one series forever?

Church....

My wife told me, “If anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new.”

Apparently, “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in traffic....

What is Forrest Gump's password?

1forrest1...

Some species of frog can jump higher than a 3-story office building.

It's because of their immensely powerful hind legs, and the fact that office buildings cannot jump....

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist

The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor....