He got hired immediately and way told his first assignment was to write a human interest sorry. Being from the country, he decided to go back home to do his research.
He went to an old farmer's house way out in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer, and explained what he was there to do. The young man asked "Has anything happened around here that's made you happy?"
The farmer thought for a minute, then struck his knee and exclaimed "You betcha! One time one of my neighbor's sheep got lost. We all formed a posse and found the sheep! Then we each took turns fuckin' the sheep before takin' it home."
"I can't print that!" the young man shouted. "Can you think of anything that's happened around here that's made a lot of people happy?"
The farmer thought for a moment, smacked his knee and said "A-yup! One time my neighbor's daughter, a real good lookin' gal, got lost! Well we rounded up the posse again and found her! Then we all took turns fuckin' her before takin' her home."
The young man sighed. "Well, I can't use that either! Let's try something else. Can you think of a time when you were really sad?"
The farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed. After a few seconds, he looked up timidly and said,. "I got lost once..."
