At least I think they're vegan. They keep shouting 'lettuce leaf!'
Thứ Tư, 5 tháng 9, 2018
Nike Released An Ad Campaign With Colin Kaepernick
Nike Released An Ad Campaign With Colin Kaepernick
Many people are not pleased with Nike. However, many of those same people find themselves in a bind: they own Nike products, and that cannot stand.
September 4, 2018 at 09:59PM
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It's 2018, we need to stop calling things gay just because they are lame.
So what if there are no women at this bar? Most of the guys are really nice and some of them even bought me drinks, and that makes it a pretty cool bar if you ask me.
Thứ Ba, 4 tháng 9, 2018
An Engineer dies and is sent to hell.
He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.
The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.
The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's going on?
The Devil replies, "Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer."
"What?? An engineer? I didn't send you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute."
The Devil responds, "No way! We are going to keep our engineer. We like this guy."
God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"
The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf...
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
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