A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk.
“Why did you buy six cartons of milk?” the wife asks.
He replies, “They had avocados.”
Thứ Tư, 12 tháng 9, 2018
Donald Trump Is So Pumped For 9/11
Donald Trump Is So Pumped For 9/11
Today is the 17th anniversary of the September 11 attacks, an occasion of sadness for most Americans — but not for President Donald Trump.
September 11, 2018 at 11:10PM
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A farmer buys a new rooster to replace his old rooster
The new cocky rooster arrives and proclaims "stand aside old man, you're done! I'm in charge here".
The old rooster replies, "I may be done, but the rule here is; whoever wins a race around this farm is the one who will be in charge"!
The young rooster agrees knowing he will win easily.
"But, seeing as I am so old, I get a head start" says the old rooster.
The youngster, still knowing he will win, again agrees.
On the count of 3 the race starts, the old rooster 10 meters ahead.
The old rooster starts well, but the young one starts to close the gap around half way.
It is coming to the end of the race, and just as the young rooster catches the old one,
BANG!!
The farmer shoots the young rooster stone dead.
"That's the fourth gay rooster i'v bought this month!!"
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