Just a Dad Joke

Wife:Hey Honey, I’m Pregnant

Husband:Hey Pregnant, I’m Dad

Wife:No you’re not

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We'll We'll We'll

If it isn't autocorrect.

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Science builds planes and skyscrapers

but faith brings them together.

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Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college

I don't think I could ever repay you

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Why did Thor lose his lightning powers?

Because his father grounded him.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead goes to heaven.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead goes to heaven. At the entrance to heaven ,they meet God. "You have to climb a hundred steps to get to heaven, and at each step I'm going to tell you a joke."He said. "But if any of you laugh, you are going straight to hell." The blonde, the brunette and the redhead begin to climb. On the 24th step, unable to help herself, the brunette laughs and goes to hell. On the 60th step, the redhead laughs at the joke, and goes to hell as well. On the 99th step, just as God was about to say another joke, the blonde burst out laughing. Confused, God looks at her and says,"but I didn't even say anything." The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke."

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Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"

Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."

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