For Hispanic attacks.
Thứ Sáu, 14 tháng 9, 2018
I before E except after C
We feign agreeing, but this foreign poltergeist of a rule is neither efficient nor smart- and therein lies the height of the issue. It's as if an ancient deity has deigned to influence the zeitgeist of the people. We must remove the weight of this veil from their eyes, and forfeit the obeisance of this weird and heinous rule from our science and leisure alike.
I went to the doctors office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young, female, and drop-dead gorgeous.
I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and il check it out."
I said, "My wife thinks by dick tastes funny".
Thứ Năm, 13 tháng 9, 2018
Two dwarfs walk into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them back to their own respective rooms.
Unfortunately the first dwarf can’t can’t get an erection no matter what. He’s depressed, and his depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, “one, two, three- uuump!” all night long.
In the morning the second dwarf asks the first, “ how was your night?”
“It was so embarrassing. I couldn’t get it up no matter how hard it tried.”
The second award shook his head. “ You think that’s embarrassing? I couldn’t even get on the fucking bed.”
Edit: Fuck you auto contact. I’m gonna leave it.
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