Did you hear about that French cheese factory that exploded?

There was nothing left but de brie.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why did 7 eat 9?

Because it’s important to eat three squared meals a day

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Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes.

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“Doc, I ate one of those ‘Do not Eat’ silica packets. Am I going to die??”

Doctor: Well, everyone is going to die eventually.

Man: Everyone?? Holy shit, what have I done?

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“Fucking kids are expensive,” I said

“Is” my lawyer replied.

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After Decades Of Silence, Soon-Yi Previn Speaks

After Decades Of Silence, Soon-Yi Previn Speaks
As controversies tumbled around her, the daughter of Mia Farrow and wife of Woody Allen stayed silent for decades. No more.

September 17, 2018 at 06:40PM
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