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FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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When they arrive, the doctor says that he invented a machine to transfer part of the labor pain of the mother to the father of the baby. He then asks if they agree.
The couple accepts gladly the procedure.
The doctor puts the machine at 10% for starting, explaining that even the 10% it's probably more pain that the father could ever bear.
But when the labor started, the husband was feeling okay and he asked the doctor to raise the level.
The doctor raised the transfer to 20%. The husband was still feeling good. The former checked the blood pressure of the latter and he was surprised by how good he was reacting.
At this point, both decided to raise the transfer up to 50%. The husband was STILL feeling good.
Since the transfer of pain was really helping the wife, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The woman gave birth to a healthy child and virtually with no pain. She and her husband were really happy.
When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the porch.
A blonde was driving faster than the speed limit in her new red car. A police officer, who was also a blonde, asked for the blondes license.
The blonde searches through her purse and gets more frustrated when she finally asks the officer "what does it look like?"
The officer says "it's a rectangle and it has your face on it".
Finally, the blonde takes out a small mirror and says "here you go". The officer looks at it and says "you can go, I didn't realise you were a cop".