Kid: what does a condom do?

Dad: nothing, apparently.

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How can you tell an ant's gender?

Simple, put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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By popular demand, we now have a discord server. Join this

Guaranteed reposts.

https://discord.gg/66qyTgJ or https://discord.gg/jokes

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I used to steal Mitch Hedberg's jokes

I still do, but I used to too

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Me: "Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!"

Judge: "Repeat infractions?"

Me: "Ok, 3/5 of my parking tickets are bogus!"

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My girlfriend isn’t talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday.

....I’m not sure how. I didn’t even know it was her birthday.

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How China Used A Tiny Chip To Infiltrate US Companies

How China Used A Tiny Chip To Infiltrate US Companies
The attack by Chinese spies reached almost 30 US companies, including Amazon and Apple, by compromising America's technology supply chain, according to extensive interviews with government and corporate sources.

October 4, 2018 at 09:16PM
via Digg https://ift.tt/2zQwbuP

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