Interviewer : So where do you see yourself in the next 5 years ?

Me : I would say my biggest weakness is not listening

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The greatest Schrodinger punchline...

or maybe not.

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I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts

I won't lie, it was a Rocky Road.

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A man is walking through the woods...

when he come across a suitcase. Inside the suitcase he finds a fox and her cubs. He dials animal control to report his discovery.

The woman on the other end exclaims, "That's horrible... are they moving?

The man responds, "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase"

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TIL: There is a proven way to stop your bacon from curling in your frying pan.

Take away their little brooms and rocks.

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What do The Shining, Titanic, Game of Thrones, and The Sixth Sense all have in common?

Icy dead people.

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Brett Kavanaugh Narrowly Confirmed By Senate In Historic, Controversial Vote

Brett Kavanaugh Narrowly Confirmed By Senate In Historic, Controversial Vote
President Trump's second Supreme Court nominee secures lifetime appointment despite multiple sexual allegations.

October 7, 2018 at 03:30AM
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