I found a Wallet what do i do?

I found a wallet With 20 dollars in it. I wasn’t sure How to proceed, But then i thought,”What would Jesus do” So i turned it into wine....

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The punchline comes before the question.

What's the worst part about time travelling jokes? ​...

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Why do Norwegian battle ships have a barcode on the side?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian...

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A farmer gets interviewed

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: a couple of litres per day. Interviewer: And the black one? Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer (naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat? Farmer: Which one? Black or brown? Interviewer: Black. Farmer: It eats grass. Interviewer: And the other one? Farmer: Grass. Interviewer (now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?! Farmer: Because the black one’s...

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If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell?

Medicine...

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Elon Musk Announces Odd location for New Tesla Factory in the Country of........

Mad-at-gas-car...

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If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in USA ..

He will be rolling in his grave...

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