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Thứ Tư, 10 tháng 10, 2018

Ending Sexual Violence by Raising Better Boys

Ending Sexual Violence by Raising Better Boys How to teach even the youngest sons to respect girls and understand boundaries — and themselves. October 9, 2018 at 07:43AM via Digg https://ift.tt/2Poah...

Still my favorite joke I ever made up. :)

A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke." So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle,...

4 years ago today, I shared the worst joke I ever created. Here it is again for those that missed it.

There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-respected dentist, and the other can't seem to keep a job. Instead of actively looking for work, he likes to sit around at home. One Saturday, the dentist is hungry, and puts his brother on the spot. He tells him to get off his lazy behind and go get them some food. After some protest, the lazy brother takes the car and leaves for the store. In the meantime, the dentist takes a nap on his day off. He turns off his phone so he won't be interrupted. About 30 minutes...

A Muslim guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines. So I called the cops.

He must belong to an extreme mist organization....

Thứ Ba, 9 tháng 10, 2018

This Is The Best Penalty Kick — Ever

This Is The Best Penalty Kick — Ever ​Everything about this penalty, scored by a player for Rubin Khazan in Russia's National Student League, is perfect. October 8, 2018 at 10:06PM via Digg https://ift.tt/2pJx8...

I like my slaves just like I like my coffee

Free...

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer

One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?" The other says "No"...