I don't know, they just ransomware....
Thứ Sáu, 12 tháng 10, 2018
Condoms do not Guarantee safe sex
Last week a friend of mine was wearing a condom, when the women’s husband came home and shot him dead...
A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems The Doctor says "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" The biker replies..
...Yes Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!...
A man approaches his best friend's wife one day
when her husband is at the office. "Will you have sex with me?" he asks.
"No. My husband wouldn't approve."
"O.K. What if I give you $1000?"
"Well, for a $1000 I think I will. Come back tomorrow afternoon when my husband is at work."
So the man shows up next day and slaps $1000 on the table and they do whatever it was they did(!!!). In the evening her husband comes home a little distraught:
"Was my best friend here today?"
"Y-y-yes." his wife says with concern.
"And did he leave $1000?"
"Y-y-yes." she says expecting the worst.
"Oh good, what a...
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