The Finalists For The 2018 Wildlife Photographer Of The Year Awards Are In, And They're Stunning

The Finalists For The 2018 Wildlife Photographer Of The Year Awards Are In, And They're Stunning 
It takes the best of the best to document Earth's most incredible creatures in a way that does them justice. And this contest is chock full of the best of the best.

October 20, 2018 at 02:07AM
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The larger the feet, the larger the penis. The larger the vehicle, the smaller the penis.

Maybe that’s why everyone is so scared of clowns.

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I called my son a bloody disappointment and my girlfriend burst out into tears

Appartently, she's sensitive about her miscarriage

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An engineer and a mathematician.

An engineer wakes up and realizes his bed is on fire. He spots a sink and a bucket, so he goes to the sink, fills the bucket, and douses the fire before going back to sleep.

A mathematician wakes up to find his bed is on fire. He spots the sink and the bucket and then goes to sleep satisfied because he knows the solution exists.

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I had a difficult, emotional talk with my 9-year-old son this morning. There was a lot of crying and "nobody wants me on their team" and "I haven't got any friends".

Anyway, he was very nice about it and gave me some good tips for being more sociable.

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I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let's make things interesting."

So we stopped playing chess.

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If you pull a pin from a grenade, how do you put it back in?

Quick answers please.

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