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Chủ Nhật, 21 tháng 10, 2018
Man sits at a bar and orders five shots...
the bartender asks the guy, "What's up bud? You look rough."
"Well," says the man, "I just found out my dad is gay and he's left my mom for some pool boy."
"Ouch," says the bartender, "here, these are on the house today."
A few days later the same guy comes in and orders another five shots. "Oh no man, what happened this time?" The bartender asks.
"Just found out my brother is gay, he's left his wife for a man he met at a gay bar last week."
"I'm sorry man," the bartender says, "these are on the house."
Just one week later the guy comes in again and orders ten shots. The bartender asks, "Man! Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The guy responds, "Yeah...my wife."
So I picked up this girl the other day.....
and she took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly. I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open. "Oh shit , it's my boyfriend ! " she exclaimed "Quick, use the backdoor" .
Now it's at about this time I probably should have left but you just don't get an offer like that every day.
Thứ Bảy, 20 tháng 10, 2018
Dad, I can't sleep.
dad: "Why not?"
kid: "Do you see that monster under my bed?"
dad: [looks under bed] "OMG yes!"
kid: "Well, I drank the whole can!"
A guy tries to walk into a bar
The bouncer says "No tie, no admittance".
The guy goes back to his car, looks for a tie but only finds jumper cables. He arranges them around his neck like a tie and heads back in.
The bouncer gives him an appraising glance, and says "OK; I'll let you in. But don't start anything!"
Edit: this joke is a tribute to u/rogersimon10. What a legend he was.
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