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Thứ Hai, 22 tháng 10, 2018

Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had fours doors they would be chicken sedans.

As a scarecrow, people say I'm out standing in my field...

But hay, it's in my jeans.

What do you call 20 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hairline.

My girlfriend says our lovemaking is so bad because I'm so easily distracted!...

Ah well..back to it I suppose

I like my women like I like my coffee

Very strong, and given proper credit for their contributions in both the home and the workplace.

Mount Athos, A Male-Only Holy Retreat, Is Ruffled By Tourists And Russia


Mount Athos, A Male-Only Holy Retreat, Is Ruffled By Tourists And Russia
The monks on an isolated peninsula in Greece have followed the same way of life for more than 1,000 years, but an Athens vs. Moscow diplomatic spat and a tourism onslaught are unsettling its habits.

October 22, 2018 at 12:08AM
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An old guy and a young guy were pushing their carts at Home Depot

When they collided. The old guy says to the young guy. “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.”

The young guy says, “That’s okay. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a bit anxious.”

The old guy says, “Well maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, “She is 28 years-old, tall, with brown hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?”

The old guy says, “Doesn't matter, let’s look for yours.”