What's the difference between your Wife and your Job?

Well, after 10 years your Job still sucks.

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A guy climbs Everest...

At the middle a very sexy blonde stops him and asks:

-Do you want me or to succeed?

The ambitious climber replied: -Succeed, succeed.

And continued to climb.

Only 100 m to the peak of the mountain, a gorgeous looking brunette stops him and asks:

-Do you want me or to succeed?

-Succeed, Succeed!,

replied the climber and continued to climb even more ambitiously.

Only 20 meters remains to the glory. Suddenly a strong big man appears and says to him:

-Hello, my name is Seed.

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Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy.

But he really saved the History channel.

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I get anxious when I watch “Game of Thrones” with my parents, because of all the sex.

Sometimes I turn the volume up, so that I don’t hear them.

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I was going through airport security and I got asked "Do you have any firearms?"

For future reference, "What do you need?" isn't the right answer.

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The first time I had sex, it was in my parent’s bedroom. My girlfriend giggled nervously and moaned, “This is a bit awkward.”

I grunted, “Just ignore them.”

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Apparently, the repairs to Big Ben are going to take three years to complete.

That's ridiculous, considering they're working around the clock.

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