A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walked into a bar.

A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar. The nurse sits down and says, “I’ll have a shot of tequila!” The doctor sits next to her and says, “Give me a shot of whiskey!” The bartender turns to the anti-vaxxer, "and what are you having?". The anti-vaxxer responds, "no shots for me", then dies from polio....

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What's the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors and Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs...

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How Engineers Designed A Hurricane-Proof Beach House

How Engineers Designed A Hurricane-Proof Beach House Hurricane Michael flattened Mexico Beach, Florida. Except for one specially designed house. October 25, 2018 at 10:00PM via Digg https://ift.tt/2PqBD...

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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends £15,000 and looks sensational.

On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32,’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, ‘I’d guess about 29.’ The woman replies with a big smile, ‘Nope, I’m 50.’ Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops at a sweet shop on her way down the street. She goes up to the...

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What's the worst place to leave your Reddit logged in?

Second period Journalism. What's up, Claire, it's Brooke. PM me, my username is /u/whispersofaquarius and you should be more careful next time....

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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:

Y'know, one would've been enough....

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A Hindu, a Rabbi, and a Jehovah's Witness are lost..

They wander across a farmstead and ask to spend the night. "I only have room for two, so one of you will have to stay in the barn," says the Farm Owner. The Hindu immediately volunteers, insisting it's no problem. However, a few minutes later, he knocks on the front door. "I'm sorry, but there is a cow in the barn, and they are sacred to me." "No problem," says the Rabbi, and he goes to the barn. Again though, he returns and knocks. "There is also a pig in there, and that is against our teachings." "I will go then, friends," says the Jehovah's...

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