*break bread* This is my body
*pours wine* This is my blood
*open jar of mayo*
Judas: I'm gonna stop you right there
Thứ Bảy, 27 tháng 10, 2018
Thứ Sáu, 26 tháng 10, 2018
A Jewish man on the subway is reading an Arab newspaper
A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached him. "Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?" Moshe replied, "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!"
A Chinese man enters a Jew's lingerie store...
-I want 20 black bras size 85 D.
The Jew:
-Of course, but black is rare color, so their price is 15$ for each one.
-It does not matter,
said the Chinese,
-I'll pay.
He took the purchase and left. After a week the Chinese returns again.
-I want 30 black bras size 85 D.
-Yes, of course,
said the Jew,
-but it's so hard to get them, so now their price jumped to $25 for each one.
-It does not matter, I'll pay.
said the Chinese, paying for the purchase.
A week later, he comes again to the Store Jew.
-I want 100 black bras size 85 D!
-Yes, but their price has jumped a lot,
the Jew said,
-it is extremely difficult to deliver them; Now they are 55$ for each one,
-It does not matter, I'll pay,
replied the Chinese.
As the jew packed the order, angry with curiosity, he asked:
-Excuse me, but can you tell me what do you do with so many bras?
-I cut them in the middle and sell as Jewish caps for 200$.
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