I don’t care if she has one....
Thứ Sáu, 26 tháng 10, 2018
*NSFW* John wanted to buy a Harley
He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition.
He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.It protects it from the rain, and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Becca, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally,...
Guy wakes up in a hospital room, badly beaten within inches of his life.
The doctor is standing over him and asks him what happened.
He thinks back. “I was golfing with my wife. She shanked her pink ball into a small cow pasture, just beyond the rough. I went to look for it and finally found it in a cow’s butthole.
Last thing I remember is I lifted the tail and shouted ‘HONEY! This looks like yours!!!!’”...
A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walked into a bar.
A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.
The nurse sits down and says, “I’ll have a shot of tequila!”
The doctor sits next to her and says, “Give me a shot of whiskey!”
The bartender turns to the anti-vaxxer, "and what are you having?". The anti-vaxxer responds, "no shots for me", then dies from polio....
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